Like a Monster in a Horror Flick, It Won’t Die

Don’t let the fancy cover design and neat graphic art fool you. This book will suck the life out of your Christianity.

The Dispensationalism Song
to the tune of “My Hope is Built”

“My hope is built on nothing less

Than Scofield’s notes and Ryrie’s text.”

I read this whole book in three long sittings in the library when I was a freshman in college.  I hadn’t yet learned that in order to save your soul you had to refuse to let books like this guilt you into something so preposterous.  That’s when I started to follow a standard ratio: for every dispensational book I was assigned in Bible classes I read an N.T. Wright book.  It helped me keep my theological sanity.